Palouse whale sightings

The resident pod of bottom-feeding Intolerista whales has been seen surfacing lately in the polluted waters of Vision2020 Pond. Even from a safe distance they can be readily identified -- visually, aurally and olfactorily -- by their characteristic spouts of bellowing bilgewater directed at the “racism” and “hate-mongering” they perceive among any and all creatures different from themselves.

Recently one particularly large and aggressive bull, a prideful beast that has been given its own taxonomical name of Philosopher macrogluteus var. Joecampbellii on the suspicion that it might be a separate species, has been bemusing observers by antics that seem, frankly, to be downright retarded. To varying degrees such bizarre behavior tends to be characteristic of all Intolerista whales; no doubt part of the cause for this peculiar behavior is found in the polluted waters that Intolerista whales favor as their habitat. Indeed, the more the Intolerista whales remain in any one area, the more polluted the waters become, and eventually the buildup of toxins apparently leads to serious brain damage in these fetid cetaceans.

My next few posts shall be devoted to a description of the recent sightings and observations of these strange creatures and their pathologies.